Tuesday, October 03, 2006

 

Nuts, holy shit and teachers.

1) Teachers

The quoted fictional conversation between a teacher and a student is from Zombie's blog. Read for your own entertainment.

You tell your math teacher, "hey blogging is the cool thing now! Lets make this nice template for your blog! Then enter blogging contest!". And your teacher try and try.
Teacher: "This HTML stuff is killing me...erm can we goto math?"
Student: "No, HTML is easy!"
Teacherr: "Im getting headache over these man...I noob lah!"
Student: "Dun give up! Its all IN YOUR MIND!"
Teacher: "But im not into IT, i dunno what all these jargons are!"
Student: "Easy! Read digital life, hilight all the jargons, goto internet search..also..........."
Teacher: "I hate IT STUFF!"
Student: "DUN BE PESSIMISTIC! Come on, ITS ALL IN YOUR MIND, can one!"
Teacher: "But..."
Student: "No BUTs, focus, tell yourself you can do it, you started off learning blogging becos you want to enter the compy!"
Teacher: "Ok this is not what i want, i want to give up"
Student: "Give up, draw back? No way man, you had entered your name, if you submit a blank blog ppl will laugh at you! Dun let the Principal know becos it will relfect no good!"
Teacher: "Its just not my cup of tea!"
Student: "You think A Level's is my cup of tea? You think i like A's?!"
Teacher: "But dun waste your 2 years here!"
Student: "You also! U going for blogging course so long liao, dun waste!"
Teacher: "I haven achieved much for the course frankly!"
Student: "I learnt nuts on math yet the whole world wants to to take and fail the A's!"
Teacher: "Come on, be more heardworking, this is your crucial month, do your best can get A one!"
Student: "Ya you also, be more harsworking and come out with a nice template and contents, this last month for compy is crucial!!"
Teacher: "Stop wasting my time, blogging SUCKS!"
Student: "Stop wasting my time, math SUCKS!"


2) Holy Shit
Got back the NTU Physics Concept test MCQ, was the first to receive it in class, and got only 27/60. Was damn sad. However, the fact remains that I never prepare for that test at all, so I didn't think much about it. Then Elvin, the one giving out the results, mentioned that the result slips were arranged in order. Then I thought, "Holy shit! I'm the first to get it. I must be the lowest in class!"

And holy shit it was. Turned out, the results were arranged in descending order, with me getting the highest in class.

That's holy shit.

3) Nuts
It was nuts to announce a maths paper 1 mock exam one day before it was hell.
It was nuts to stay back after school which ended early to allow students more time to study) to sit for mock exams and/or remedial lessons when students were not even perpared for it.

Nuts.

And as a special report, instead of replacing the lamp cover of the lamp post whose cover had fell onto the ground recently, AJC removed the entire lamp post and hid it somewhere near the PE dept. Will take a photo of it tomorrow.

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