Wednesday, October 20, 2004

 

Another Interview

Reporter: Hi weikiat
Me: Hi reporter.
Reporter: Hi weikiat.
Me: Hi reporter
Reporter: Hi weikiat
Me: Hi reporter.
Reporter: Hi weikiat.
Me: Hi reporter
Reporter: Hi weikiat
Me: Hi reporter.
Reporter: Hi weikiat.
Me: Hi reporter
Reporter: Hi weikiat
Me: Hi reporter.
Reporter: Hi weikiat.
Me: Hi reporter. This is fun.
Reporter:I think this is fun too.
Me: Can we just get on with it?
Reporter:Hi weikiat. Ok!
Me: What the fuck u want to ask me?
Reporter:Do you download illegal music?
Me: ...
Reporter: I take it as a yes.
Me: Do you?
Reporter: ...
Me: I take it as a yes too.
Reporter: Ok. So are you afraid of getting caught?
Me: Yes.
Reporter: Why?
Me: Because the punishments are too expensive.
Reporter: I see.
Reporter: So do you want to buy legal music instead?
Me: No way.
Reporter: Why?
Me: The CDs are too expensive.
Reporter: Do you think that is the core reason why many people download music from the net?
Me: Yes. The recording industries are the stupidest nut heads i've ever seen. They sue able programmers who are able to come up with Peer to Peer file sharing networks for the good of mankind. They want people to buy their CDs, so they sue file sharing network. Human are always quick to blame others for their own problems. When their sales drop, they blame. When no one buy their shitty CDs, they blame. When their cock got chopped off because they suck too much, they blame. They think that their own problem is caused by other people. Did they ever consider that the fault lies with them? The cost price of producing a simple CD is under 2 bucks, even if they give you free posters, lyrics, whatever. The cost price of a compact disk is only around twenty cents. They just have to print some pictures, put some songs into the disk, and sell at 20 bucks. The price is fucking way to high! Who would want to buy their expensive junk when one can easily download for free from the net. However, the story is different if an album costs only 5bucks. Lots of people will buy, because we can never get the lyrics books or free gift that are often included in the album if we download. Thus, if they don't lower their price, the drop of sales is their own fucking asshole's problem, not the public's problem. Why should the public be devoted of the joy of sharing and able programmers sued because some selfish suckers at some recording industries want people to buy their fuckingly over priced products? They suck. End of story. I will never buy any original album. They don't deserve it.
Reporter: I see. I think that's all for today. Thank you.
Me: Wait...
Reporter: Bye. I have a tight schedule to run. I need to call the police to come and catch you now.
Me: WTF!
Reporter: Oops!
Me: Boops.
(I took out a knife. I slashed him. He died. I happy. No more police.)

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