Monday, January 03, 2005
Anderson JC Orientation 2005
Today is a good mixture of fun, anger and lameness.
Since it is a fun, angry and lame day, i shall use a fun, angry and lame tone to report today's happenings.
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4.55am
Woke up. Eyes very heavy. No, eye lids very heavy. So heavy i feel like doing a workout by opening them. Close eyes, went back to sleep.
5.00am
Alarm on my useless Nokia 3100 handphone went off, doing what it is most good at -- waking me up. After doing a terrible workout, i groped my way to the bathroom. Wash face. Put my toothpaste on my toothbrush. Briefy considered eating it (the paste, not the brush) but was against the idea because the toothpaste don't taste delicious enough. Groped to my sister's room. Woke her up by shouting: "Time to go to your new school: SCGS!!"
5.05am
When back to my room. Striped. Put stupid TCHS buttons and badge on uniform. Wear. Feel good. Find shorts. Put deodourant.(Did i mentioned i got BO? No? Of course! I don't! Just put for fun.) Prepare bag. Put discman inside. Start playing Speed Up2 Disc1.
5.10am
Stomachache. Go toilet
5.25am
Finished business. Eat bread.
5.35am
Dug out socks. Sister take bath. I heck about bath so early in the morning. I normally bath at night.
5.45am
Nothing to do at home. Left home.
5.48am
Wow, i walk so fast. Reached LRT station.
5.50am
LRT comes. Board.
6.05am
Reached Chua Chu Kang MRT station. See lots of students. I think they all go anderson.
6.08am
MRT comes. Board. Sat down opposite an AJC guy. SIAN!
6.10am
Listening to track 6 of my CD
6.15am
Listening to track 6 of my CD
6.20am
Listening to track 6 of my CD.
6.21am
Discovered i accidentally pressed the "Repeat this track" feature on the remote control. Disabled it.
6.35am
Finally reached track 10
6.45am
Reached MRT station. So early. SMSed friends to meet earier. So many girls at MRT station. WOW. Lame. What's there to wow about? I must stop wow-ing. A wow-er is a country pumkin. I don't live in the country and i don't like to eat pumkin. I should not "wow".
6.48am
Called Darren. Ask him why he haven't reached yet.
6.49am
Attempted to call Reng Hao. His HP is off.
6.52am
Darren is here. Toking crap.
7.00am
Reng Hao reached. Moved off to AJC
7.09am
Entered AJC. Saw too pple who looked like PE teachers standing there. SIAN!
7.13am
Went up to hall. Donno where to sit. Went down to check notice board. Went up again. Sat down. My grp leader happens to be the AJC guy on MRT. Paid 25bucks to someone. Forgot who.
7.15am
Tok to the guy beside me to make a new friend. Success. His name is Chua Tee Hong.
7.30am
Don't recall doing anything much except looking around at girls. TCHS is a boys sch. No gals. Here got gals. Weird. Funny. Exciting. Interesting. Amazing. Lame. Me.
7.45am
No idea what happened.
8.00am
Reached Auditorium. Interesting colour for the chairs. Weird shade of green. The designer must be in a lame mood when he designed it. Weird tables too. It swings around in a strange way and makes it easy for it to swing back down allowing your belongings to fly your towards the ground. Maybe the ground is a nice thing for things to fly towards to.
8.05am
Principal Comes. HODs comes. Start of a boring talk. GRP Leaders on my left. New found friend on my right. Kept joking and toking lame stuffs. FUN!
8.07am
The first victim. Her items slipped offed and dropped on the floor.
8.34am
Second Victim.
8.47am
Third victim. Silently laughing. VIce prinicpal tok finish. Relieved.
8.50am
Oops. Now the HOD's turn to talk.
9.50am
Go toilet with new found friend. Saw girls. Smell toilets. Exited toilet. Walked SLOWLY back.
11.00am
Legs ache. Shivering teeth which creates wonderful melody. Heard the Auditorium is famous for freezing people to death. Oh no. I don't want to be in a haunted school.
11.05am
Ice breaking in hall. Don't feel cold liao. Self Introduce. Attempt a fruitless attempt to remember names.
Crystal??
Qing ting
???
???
??
Yu Hua
???
???
??
??
Jia Min??? (RGS!!)
.
.
.
.
Sabrina
Wei kiat
Tee Hong
Garyl
??
??
??
.
.
.
11.30am
Fruitless attempt. No hope. Eat lunch. Got otah and chicken. Bad food. No vegtable. I might die from heart attack when i visit my own blog because of such diet. People say i eat slow. Hey, the food sucks, I don't like eating infront of so many girls. No ideas what girls are before today.
What is a girl? According to dictionary.com it is a
1. A female child.
2. An immature or inexperienced woman, especially a young woman.
3. A daughter: our youngest girl.
4. Informal. A grown woman: a night out with the girls.
5. A female who comes from or belongs to a particular place: a city girl.
6. Offensive. A female servant, such as a maid.
7. A female sweetheart: cadets escorting their girls to the ball.
I think dictionary.com is very intuitive. Ya?
11.45am
Eat finish. Go down with that MRT AJC and Tee hong to carry orientation goodies. 3 boxes in all. One box with 9 sets of clothes and folders and foolscrape paper. One box with 15. One box ith water bottle. MRT AJC turns out to be a lazy bum. Only take the water bottle box. Its damn light. My box is the 15 folder one. Heavy.
11.47am
Reached hall again. Hand slightly ache.
11.52am
Change clothes. I'm now a AJC student. Not dramatic and not happy.
12pm
Time out.
12.01pm
Doing nothing. Becos nothing to do. Pierced the AJC badage into the orientation booklet. Feeling lame. Must express my lameness.
12.15pm
Some weird skit. The skit actress very chio. WOW. WOW. (I must stop wow-ing!!!)
12.40pm
Skit finished. Sian.
12.40pm
Go MPH.
12.47pm
Reached MPH. Cheer practice. Lame cheer.
fight to win, win to fight or smth.
All the rest can go fly kite.
Fly kite
Fly kite
Fly kite
Fly kite
Fly kite
Fly kite
Fly kite
Fly kite
I suddenly want to play with kites.
But i simply LOVE this cheer. Fits my character.
12.50pm
All quiet cos cheering banned. Briefing given by someone who wants to be tall by standing on a chair.
Game tour rules: go each area, search for plastic bag. Get clue for next area to go. Damn fun. Really.
1pm
Game started. Go Tennis court.
Go LT3.
GO reading room.
Go Nexus
Go "area outside auditorium"
Final challenge.
So hard. I am someone who can get lost if you throw me in a toilet i never when before. How can i help them piece the map??
Map pieced. Interesting. Got it wrong.
Got it wrong again.
Got it correct. So happy. But we are later than most teams.
3.30pm
Ice breaking game again. Self intro again. Seems like everyone is as forgetful as I am. Me first to self intro. The MRT AJC guy say must shout. I shouted. Damn loud. Kana clapped. Now everyone knows my name. How cool.
3.36pm
Start game. Play "whacker"( no idea wat its called.) The game goes like this:
pple sit in 2 circle. (One inner, one outer)
Center person hold a useless whacking tool make up of a rolled up paper. Incredibly resourceful and high tech.
Center person shout out a name. The person behind the person with this name must shout out another person's name to prevent the person infront of him from been whacked. Games go on.
The whacked must be the next whacker.
I became damn Popular. My name easy to remember, and i shout so loud. Lasting impression. Kana whacked innocently for 3 times, even though the person behind me already shouted out another name.
Who ask me to be so extra and so lame? My fault indeed. My fault. Really.
Play Husband and wife. Sit in one circle. Male and female alternate. Stand up. HOLD HANDS
WOW! First time hold hand with 2 girls. WOW! WOW!
Incredible sensation! WOW! Amazing! WOW! My sacred hands.
(I am wow-ing again...)
Okok. I'm lameing. As usual. Don't you know i like to be lame? Lameing allows you to enjoy life to the fullest.
Everyone should become lamer like me.
Game goes like this:
an lucky "couple" must walk around the exterior of the circle, touch the "connection" (the together held hands) of another "couple" in the circle. This touch will cause the couple in the circle to run around the circle, opposite direction to the first couple who will run one round and try to occupy the 2nd couple's vacancy.
3 couples failed.
The girl on my left says its impossible to win. How ironic.
Our connection got touched. Her reaction damn fast. Off she went, at the speed of light, and off i go, tagging after her, still holding hands. Run and run. Must win.
Overshot the gap in the circle. Ran back. Won. Amazing. We are that fast!
Bell ring. Times up. It effectively end the first time i hold hand with a girl.
[[The School Bell]] - Tay wei kiat
The school bell,
is like hell.
It ends happiness,
kills all the nurse.
Who invented it?
Him i'll eat.
The bell.
The hell.
The killer of fun.
4.00pm
Cheering put up by all councillors. Loud and good. Nothing else.
We learn the cheer. So we cheer als0.
4.15pm
"Dagda" go clean washroom"
Wah! WTF???
"Don't worry. Just flush toilet can already"
And off we went.
4.30pm
Time to go. Wait for reng hao. Never turn up. Heck. Left school.
4.40pm
Reached MRT station
4.50pm
On MRT
Thinking about nderson's mickey mouse/elephant-like principal. (The ears, not the colour)
5.25pm
Reached Chua CHu Kang MRT
Changed to LRT
5.30pm
Smsed poh wei. Discover JAMES TAN when to HCI. He got 13 pts. I got 10pts. That fucker. He use CO to appeal. I think he will be kicked out soon, or retained for a year, and then kicked out.
5.31pm
Still feeling angry
5.45pm
Reached Home. A AJC JC1 gal also live in fajar. Interesting. Red dress. Is she fron BPGH??
5.55pm
Sat in the toilet.
6.10pm
Shower. Feels wonderful.
6.23pm
Dinner.
END OF REPORT.
NOTE: AFTER 8AM ONWARDS, ALL RECORED TIME ARE ESTIMATED. I HAVE LOST THE SENSE OF TIME COMPLETELY.
Since it is a fun, angry and lame day, i shall use a fun, angry and lame tone to report today's happenings.
---
4.55am
Woke up. Eyes very heavy. No, eye lids very heavy. So heavy i feel like doing a workout by opening them. Close eyes, went back to sleep.
5.00am
Alarm on my useless Nokia 3100 handphone went off, doing what it is most good at -- waking me up. After doing a terrible workout, i groped my way to the bathroom. Wash face. Put my toothpaste on my toothbrush. Briefy considered eating it (the paste, not the brush) but was against the idea because the toothpaste don't taste delicious enough. Groped to my sister's room. Woke her up by shouting: "Time to go to your new school: SCGS!!"
5.05am
When back to my room. Striped. Put stupid TCHS buttons and badge on uniform. Wear. Feel good. Find shorts. Put deodourant.(Did i mentioned i got BO? No? Of course! I don't! Just put for fun.) Prepare bag. Put discman inside. Start playing Speed Up2 Disc1.
5.10am
Stomachache. Go toilet
5.25am
Finished business. Eat bread.
5.35am
Dug out socks. Sister take bath. I heck about bath so early in the morning. I normally bath at night.
5.45am
Nothing to do at home. Left home.
5.48am
Wow, i walk so fast. Reached LRT station.
5.50am
LRT comes. Board.
6.05am
Reached Chua Chu Kang MRT station. See lots of students. I think they all go anderson.
6.08am
MRT comes. Board. Sat down opposite an AJC guy. SIAN!
6.10am
Listening to track 6 of my CD
6.15am
Listening to track 6 of my CD
6.20am
Listening to track 6 of my CD.
6.21am
Discovered i accidentally pressed the "Repeat this track" feature on the remote control. Disabled it.
6.35am
Finally reached track 10
6.45am
Reached MRT station. So early. SMSed friends to meet earier. So many girls at MRT station. WOW. Lame. What's there to wow about? I must stop wow-ing. A wow-er is a country pumkin. I don't live in the country and i don't like to eat pumkin. I should not "wow".
6.48am
Called Darren. Ask him why he haven't reached yet.
6.49am
Attempted to call Reng Hao. His HP is off.
6.52am
Darren is here. Toking crap.
7.00am
Reng Hao reached. Moved off to AJC
7.09am
Entered AJC. Saw too pple who looked like PE teachers standing there. SIAN!
7.13am
Went up to hall. Donno where to sit. Went down to check notice board. Went up again. Sat down. My grp leader happens to be the AJC guy on MRT. Paid 25bucks to someone. Forgot who.
7.15am
Tok to the guy beside me to make a new friend. Success. His name is Chua Tee Hong.
7.30am
Don't recall doing anything much except looking around at girls. TCHS is a boys sch. No gals. Here got gals. Weird. Funny. Exciting. Interesting. Amazing. Lame. Me.
7.45am
No idea what happened.
8.00am
Reached Auditorium. Interesting colour for the chairs. Weird shade of green. The designer must be in a lame mood when he designed it. Weird tables too. It swings around in a strange way and makes it easy for it to swing back down allowing your belongings to fly your towards the ground. Maybe the ground is a nice thing for things to fly towards to.
8.05am
Principal Comes. HODs comes. Start of a boring talk. GRP Leaders on my left. New found friend on my right. Kept joking and toking lame stuffs. FUN!
8.07am
The first victim. Her items slipped offed and dropped on the floor.
8.34am
Second Victim.
8.47am
Third victim. Silently laughing. VIce prinicpal tok finish. Relieved.
8.50am
Oops. Now the HOD's turn to talk.
9.50am
Go toilet with new found friend. Saw girls. Smell toilets. Exited toilet. Walked SLOWLY back.
11.00am
Legs ache. Shivering teeth which creates wonderful melody. Heard the Auditorium is famous for freezing people to death. Oh no. I don't want to be in a haunted school.
11.05am
Ice breaking in hall. Don't feel cold liao. Self Introduce. Attempt a fruitless attempt to remember names.
Crystal??
Qing ting
???
???
??
Yu Hua
???
???
??
??
Jia Min??? (RGS!!)
.
.
.
.
Sabrina
Wei kiat
Tee Hong
Garyl
??
??
??
.
.
.
11.30am
Fruitless attempt. No hope. Eat lunch. Got otah and chicken. Bad food. No vegtable. I might die from heart attack when i visit my own blog because of such diet. People say i eat slow. Hey, the food sucks, I don't like eating infront of so many girls. No ideas what girls are before today.
What is a girl? According to dictionary.com it is a
1. A female child.
2. An immature or inexperienced woman, especially a young woman.
3. A daughter: our youngest girl.
4. Informal. A grown woman: a night out with the girls.
5. A female who comes from or belongs to a particular place: a city girl.
6. Offensive. A female servant, such as a maid.
7. A female sweetheart: cadets escorting their girls to the ball.
I think dictionary.com is very intuitive. Ya?
11.45am
Eat finish. Go down with that MRT AJC and Tee hong to carry orientation goodies. 3 boxes in all. One box with 9 sets of clothes and folders and foolscrape paper. One box with 15. One box ith water bottle. MRT AJC turns out to be a lazy bum. Only take the water bottle box. Its damn light. My box is the 15 folder one. Heavy.
11.47am
Reached hall again. Hand slightly ache.
11.52am
Change clothes. I'm now a AJC student. Not dramatic and not happy.
12pm
Time out.
12.01pm
Doing nothing. Becos nothing to do. Pierced the AJC badage into the orientation booklet. Feeling lame. Must express my lameness.
12.15pm
Some weird skit. The skit actress very chio. WOW. WOW. (I must stop wow-ing!!!)
12.40pm
Skit finished. Sian.
12.40pm
Go MPH.
12.47pm
Reached MPH. Cheer practice. Lame cheer.
fight to win, win to fight or smth.
All the rest can go fly kite.
Fly kite
Fly kite
Fly kite
Fly kite
Fly kite
Fly kite
Fly kite
Fly kite
I suddenly want to play with kites.
But i simply LOVE this cheer. Fits my character.
12.50pm
All quiet cos cheering banned. Briefing given by someone who wants to be tall by standing on a chair.
Game tour rules: go each area, search for plastic bag. Get clue for next area to go. Damn fun. Really.
1pm
Game started. Go Tennis court.
Go LT3.
GO reading room.
Go Nexus
Go "area outside auditorium"
Final challenge.
So hard. I am someone who can get lost if you throw me in a toilet i never when before. How can i help them piece the map??
Map pieced. Interesting. Got it wrong.
Got it wrong again.
Got it correct. So happy. But we are later than most teams.
3.30pm
Ice breaking game again. Self intro again. Seems like everyone is as forgetful as I am. Me first to self intro. The MRT AJC guy say must shout. I shouted. Damn loud. Kana clapped. Now everyone knows my name. How cool.
3.36pm
Start game. Play "whacker"( no idea wat its called.) The game goes like this:
pple sit in 2 circle. (One inner, one outer)
Center person hold a useless whacking tool make up of a rolled up paper. Incredibly resourceful and high tech.
Center person shout out a name. The person behind the person with this name must shout out another person's name to prevent the person infront of him from been whacked. Games go on.
The whacked must be the next whacker.
I became damn Popular. My name easy to remember, and i shout so loud. Lasting impression. Kana whacked innocently for 3 times, even though the person behind me already shouted out another name.
Who ask me to be so extra and so lame? My fault indeed. My fault. Really.
Play Husband and wife. Sit in one circle. Male and female alternate. Stand up. HOLD HANDS
WOW! First time hold hand with 2 girls. WOW! WOW!
Incredible sensation! WOW! Amazing! WOW! My sacred hands.
(I am wow-ing again...)
Okok. I'm lameing. As usual. Don't you know i like to be lame? Lameing allows you to enjoy life to the fullest.
Everyone should become lamer like me.
Game goes like this:
an lucky "couple" must walk around the exterior of the circle, touch the "connection" (the together held hands) of another "couple" in the circle. This touch will cause the couple in the circle to run around the circle, opposite direction to the first couple who will run one round and try to occupy the 2nd couple's vacancy.
3 couples failed.
The girl on my left says its impossible to win. How ironic.
Our connection got touched. Her reaction damn fast. Off she went, at the speed of light, and off i go, tagging after her, still holding hands. Run and run. Must win.
Overshot the gap in the circle. Ran back. Won. Amazing. We are that fast!
Bell ring. Times up. It effectively end the first time i hold hand with a girl.
[[The School Bell]] - Tay wei kiat
The school bell,
is like hell.
It ends happiness,
kills all the nurse.
Who invented it?
Him i'll eat.
The bell.
The hell.
The killer of fun.
4.00pm
Cheering put up by all councillors. Loud and good. Nothing else.
We learn the cheer. So we cheer als0.
4.15pm
"Dagda" go clean washroom"
Wah! WTF???
"Don't worry. Just flush toilet can already"
And off we went.
4.30pm
Time to go. Wait for reng hao. Never turn up. Heck. Left school.
4.40pm
Reached MRT station
4.50pm
On MRT
Thinking about nderson's mickey mouse/elephant-like principal. (The ears, not the colour)
5.25pm
Reached Chua CHu Kang MRT
Changed to LRT
5.30pm
Smsed poh wei. Discover JAMES TAN when to HCI. He got 13 pts. I got 10pts. That fucker. He use CO to appeal. I think he will be kicked out soon, or retained for a year, and then kicked out.
5.31pm
Still feeling angry
5.45pm
Reached Home. A AJC JC1 gal also live in fajar. Interesting. Red dress. Is she fron BPGH??
5.55pm
Sat in the toilet.
6.10pm
Shower. Feels wonderful.
6.23pm
Dinner.
END OF REPORT.
NOTE: AFTER 8AM ONWARDS, ALL RECORED TIME ARE ESTIMATED. I HAVE LOST THE SENSE OF TIME COMPLETELY.
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