Tuesday, July 05, 2005
What would life be like if you have the worst parents in the world?
As above
It is often said that parents are your main support group. They give support for what you do and show care and concern to you. A slight correction of this statement should be more relevant to most of us. Parents give you support for what they feel you should do and only when you do what they want you to do. Ya... i heard un-concious "Ah... thats it" that escaped from your mind. Well, if that's the case, good for you! AH? You may ask. Yes.. Good for you. The best sentence that describe my parents is, they say they will support whatever you do and end up asking you not to do them and do housework for them instead. All precious little time i have for resting should be spent on what i was resting from. Shity Parents.
Returning from school today from a stupidly dragged PE lesson under the stupidly hot sun, i took the MRT train, stinking up every communters in both mrt and lrt, and reaching home an hour later at 7.15pm. Next, I walked around for a while, drank some water from the tap, then the first sign of lousy parenting appeared.
My sister, being a great fan of inuyasha and solely reliance on my trusty laptop to fit her hunger for entertainment, bugged in again. "Bro, quick turn on your laptop" she nagged. Well, she has been sms-ing me asking me what time i'll reach home since 3 hours ago. This is the first time she cared so much for me. Actually, she cares abt inuyasha. So i said, "Don't bug me lah.. damn irritating.. this is I DOWNLOAD ONE. I FIND ONE. NOT YOURS. STOP bugging me. IF YOU bug ME AGAIN, 50cents PER EPISODE please!" My useless parents, upon hearing this, decide that it is best to ban us both from watching anime, so that they can watch their tv in peace. This is fuckingly irritating, as because of my sister, i'll have to lose whatever only source of relaxation and entertainment i have. More trouble awaits.
As the rule of Lazy parents, anyone who reaches home the last and consume the dinner the last will have to wash up everything, including rice bowls, plates, and even the rice pot. This usually ends up to be me, simply because AJC teachers never follows the time table while their students are expected to do so. Talk about equality. The government is good at talking and sucks at doing. Isn't that what the government for? Recently, they even get us to do some toking, to discuss about the casino debate. Just when everyone concluded that the casino won't have to built, some idiots there earning huge amount of salary just to prevent him from being corrupted (this practise is even more corrupted) decided suddenly that for the benefit of the governemt and people, the casinos have to be built. Does it benefit the people? I don't remember the governemt sharing its wealth with its people since many many years ago. All i hear is increase in PUB bills, increase in transport fares, increase in education fees, decrease in cut-off for application for scholarship, decrease in the number of people who are employed. Recently, i happen to watch a TV programme that is broadcasted every weekday at 7pm on channel 8. no idea what it is called. I only watched 5 min of it and hated it immediately. I heard this dialog, "only 1K? Sure, its just a small amount of money. I'll lend it to you." Hm... are singaporeans really that rich? This is propaganda at its best. This simple statement can trick singaporeans into feeling that other singaporeans are rich. The television is full of disguised propaganda. Watch carefully next time.
Ok. Enough about the government. If i were to really talk about those out of touch idiots the skins on my fingers will turn hot and my keyboard will melt. Anyway, the time after i finished my dinner and washed myself using those overpriced water is around 8pm. Next, i'll have to wash everything up. Then, at 8.15 when i was shiting in the toilet, mishap strikes. The ever smart dad spoke, "You didn't wipe the tables!" Infact, i did so. If he think he can do a better job, why not he do it? Why dump all these useless housework to me when i one day will become a software developer and currently have a girlfriend who is nice and kind and capable enough to do all these in the future? In fact, my sister who will one day be a housewife, don't have to do much housework. She only mops the floor once per school holiday. Ok back to the topic. Now, while i was shiting in my toilet, my handphone (in the toilet) rang. My dear has smsed me. The next trouble strikes. "Why you go toilet also must sms. Everyday use sms so many things to talk izzit. Just use the phone. Use your hp sms still not enuff still must use ours? You very shiok hor.. so many smses to use." Hm.. i distinctly recalled that they offered to let me use their phone to sms since they nv use it. I also remember that i nv exceed my handphone free sms since donno how many years ago. And i remembered clearly that they ask me to sms instead of toking on the phone when they saw me toking on the phone just yesterday. Talk about good parenting. I nv experienced it in my whole life.
What i "LOVED" most about my mum is that she has a wonderful memory. She forgot that i'm in a JC while the children of the rest of her friends are in poly. She scolded me when i refused to go for "Holiday job" in feburary this year, saying that the child of all her friends have gone for it. She also scold me for doing very little housework while her friend's children can do. Worst, she say that if their children can do it, why can't I? What it actually meant is that she want to slack and throw everything to me to do. No amount of toking will ever convince her that poly haven't started yet and JC is hell. She is too dim-witted for that.
They told me that they will support me in whatever i'm interested in. They refused to sponsor me to go for the Microsoft certified software developer course and exam. They want me to stop programming and study for A level when all the knowlegde you gained when studying for A level cannot get you a job. They are stupid, self-conflicting people that comes from the times before dinosaurs, where every cellar creatures have no brain and are easy to lie to. I seriously feel that i should have taken the poly path. I want to develope me comp skills fully and become a pro. JC's computing is too easy, while other subjects are too useless. I got 80++ for computing, a grade that does not normally get associated to JC exams. Should have chosen poly. Regretted.
Whenever i told my parents that i'm going out, or whenever they caught me watching animes or playing games while i was resting from the hell of JC life, they ask me to stop slacking and do work. Hello??? I'm only taking a rest from the very thing that they ask me to do. How would you like it, if you are taking a rest from doing your homework, and your parents ask you to use this so-called spare time to do more work? I noe your parents will never do this. Because they understand. My parents never. One never finished secondary school, while the other only scraped through Olevel. Somehow, they gave birth to a son of high IQ which enables him to deciper the difference between what they say and what they mean. They give me enough intelligence to understand how PAP works and how public are manipulated. They give me enough intelligence to rapidly learn all things with practically values and screw up everything else without (I.E A levels). They gave me enough intelligence to feel that i am smarter and more aware then other people, while they can never be aware of what i'm going through, how i'm suffering, and what i need. The best thing they can do in reaction whenever i told them all these is the gentle and discrete motion of covering of ears.
And yeah.. they ask me to try to sleep early at 10pm everyday, when i have tonnes of homework yet to do and when they cover their ears at 8.45pm. 1.15 to finish JC homework? Fat hope.
And I forgot to develope the part of the brain that deals with spelling and grammer when i'm still a fetus.
It is often said that parents are your main support group. They give support for what you do and show care and concern to you. A slight correction of this statement should be more relevant to most of us. Parents give you support for what they feel you should do and only when you do what they want you to do. Ya... i heard un-concious "Ah... thats it" that escaped from your mind. Well, if that's the case, good for you! AH? You may ask. Yes.. Good for you. The best sentence that describe my parents is, they say they will support whatever you do and end up asking you not to do them and do housework for them instead. All precious little time i have for resting should be spent on what i was resting from. Shity Parents.
Returning from school today from a stupidly dragged PE lesson under the stupidly hot sun, i took the MRT train, stinking up every communters in both mrt and lrt, and reaching home an hour later at 7.15pm. Next, I walked around for a while, drank some water from the tap, then the first sign of lousy parenting appeared.
My sister, being a great fan of inuyasha and solely reliance on my trusty laptop to fit her hunger for entertainment, bugged in again. "Bro, quick turn on your laptop" she nagged. Well, she has been sms-ing me asking me what time i'll reach home since 3 hours ago. This is the first time she cared so much for me. Actually, she cares abt inuyasha. So i said, "Don't bug me lah.. damn irritating.. this is I DOWNLOAD ONE. I FIND ONE. NOT YOURS. STOP bugging me. IF YOU bug ME AGAIN, 50cents PER EPISODE please!" My useless parents, upon hearing this, decide that it is best to ban us both from watching anime, so that they can watch their tv in peace. This is fuckingly irritating, as because of my sister, i'll have to lose whatever only source of relaxation and entertainment i have. More trouble awaits.
As the rule of Lazy parents, anyone who reaches home the last and consume the dinner the last will have to wash up everything, including rice bowls, plates, and even the rice pot. This usually ends up to be me, simply because AJC teachers never follows the time table while their students are expected to do so. Talk about equality. The government is good at talking and sucks at doing. Isn't that what the government for? Recently, they even get us to do some toking, to discuss about the casino debate. Just when everyone concluded that the casino won't have to built, some idiots there earning huge amount of salary just to prevent him from being corrupted (this practise is even more corrupted) decided suddenly that for the benefit of the governemt and people, the casinos have to be built. Does it benefit the people? I don't remember the governemt sharing its wealth with its people since many many years ago. All i hear is increase in PUB bills, increase in transport fares, increase in education fees, decrease in cut-off for application for scholarship, decrease in the number of people who are employed. Recently, i happen to watch a TV programme that is broadcasted every weekday at 7pm on channel 8. no idea what it is called. I only watched 5 min of it and hated it immediately. I heard this dialog, "only 1K? Sure, its just a small amount of money. I'll lend it to you." Hm... are singaporeans really that rich? This is propaganda at its best. This simple statement can trick singaporeans into feeling that other singaporeans are rich. The television is full of disguised propaganda. Watch carefully next time.
Ok. Enough about the government. If i were to really talk about those out of touch idiots the skins on my fingers will turn hot and my keyboard will melt. Anyway, the time after i finished my dinner and washed myself using those overpriced water is around 8pm. Next, i'll have to wash everything up. Then, at 8.15 when i was shiting in the toilet, mishap strikes. The ever smart dad spoke, "You didn't wipe the tables!" Infact, i did so. If he think he can do a better job, why not he do it? Why dump all these useless housework to me when i one day will become a software developer and currently have a girlfriend who is nice and kind and capable enough to do all these in the future? In fact, my sister who will one day be a housewife, don't have to do much housework. She only mops the floor once per school holiday. Ok back to the topic. Now, while i was shiting in my toilet, my handphone (in the toilet) rang. My dear has smsed me. The next trouble strikes. "Why you go toilet also must sms. Everyday use sms so many things to talk izzit. Just use the phone. Use your hp sms still not enuff still must use ours? You very shiok hor.. so many smses to use." Hm.. i distinctly recalled that they offered to let me use their phone to sms since they nv use it. I also remember that i nv exceed my handphone free sms since donno how many years ago. And i remembered clearly that they ask me to sms instead of toking on the phone when they saw me toking on the phone just yesterday. Talk about good parenting. I nv experienced it in my whole life.
What i "LOVED" most about my mum is that she has a wonderful memory. She forgot that i'm in a JC while the children of the rest of her friends are in poly. She scolded me when i refused to go for "Holiday job" in feburary this year, saying that the child of all her friends have gone for it. She also scold me for doing very little housework while her friend's children can do. Worst, she say that if their children can do it, why can't I? What it actually meant is that she want to slack and throw everything to me to do. No amount of toking will ever convince her that poly haven't started yet and JC is hell. She is too dim-witted for that.
They told me that they will support me in whatever i'm interested in. They refused to sponsor me to go for the Microsoft certified software developer course and exam. They want me to stop programming and study for A level when all the knowlegde you gained when studying for A level cannot get you a job. They are stupid, self-conflicting people that comes from the times before dinosaurs, where every cellar creatures have no brain and are easy to lie to. I seriously feel that i should have taken the poly path. I want to develope me comp skills fully and become a pro. JC's computing is too easy, while other subjects are too useless. I got 80++ for computing, a grade that does not normally get associated to JC exams. Should have chosen poly. Regretted.
Whenever i told my parents that i'm going out, or whenever they caught me watching animes or playing games while i was resting from the hell of JC life, they ask me to stop slacking and do work. Hello??? I'm only taking a rest from the very thing that they ask me to do. How would you like it, if you are taking a rest from doing your homework, and your parents ask you to use this so-called spare time to do more work? I noe your parents will never do this. Because they understand. My parents never. One never finished secondary school, while the other only scraped through Olevel. Somehow, they gave birth to a son of high IQ which enables him to deciper the difference between what they say and what they mean. They give me enough intelligence to understand how PAP works and how public are manipulated. They give me enough intelligence to rapidly learn all things with practically values and screw up everything else without (I.E A levels). They gave me enough intelligence to feel that i am smarter and more aware then other people, while they can never be aware of what i'm going through, how i'm suffering, and what i need. The best thing they can do in reaction whenever i told them all these is the gentle and discrete motion of covering of ears.
And yeah.. they ask me to try to sleep early at 10pm everyday, when i have tonnes of homework yet to do and when they cover their ears at 8.45pm. 1.15 to finish JC homework? Fat hope.
And I forgot to develope the part of the brain that deals with spelling and grammer when i'm still a fetus.
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