Sunday, September 25, 2005
The Legend of Apple(1): The Beginning
The Legend of Apple
All characters, events, settings and objects in this story is entirely based in fiction, even if it seems related to any real life situations.
Long long ago, not far into the future (the setting is in fact unknown, so I can use any kind of tense I want.), in an extremely long era, where there is an extremely long line of people with long beard and long leg hair who live extremely long days under the sun, a little boy, who appears quite long if he is placed on a horizontal ground horizontally, who had the unfortunate fortune of being given the name “Kao” is currently peeling an apple.
Legend has it that the skin that came out of the apple he peeled was so long that it can easily be longer than the leg hair of the man who had the longest leg hair right here on Xingapore. Anyway, that isn’t the main focus of this paragraph. The purpose of this paragraph is to tell you that more paragraphs will soon follow.
Yes. This is another paragraph.
Yet another.
And another.
Ok. The narrator has decided to stop abusing his power as a narrator and present you with the rest of the legend.
Lets begin.
Kao finish peeling his apple, which he had recently acquired for 2 bucks from an unlicensed vendor selling fruits near a MRT station. The vendor had told him, while smoking on his cigarette that that particular apple has amazing qualities which is bound to make him clever. The vendor further added that he can infer from Kao’s look (the vendor happens to be skilled in the acts of Face-Fortune-Reading, an act that is past down from his ancestors, who later turn out to be a bunch of gorillas living in Congo Jungle, along with Tarzan, and his legendary girlfriend, Jane, whom he had sex with without obtaining a license(The Certificate of Marriage) for doing that and hence making him an outlaw in the land of Xingapore.)that Kao is an incredibly intelligent person who is so intelligent that he will buy the 2 bucks apple in order to make himself more intelligent. Unsurprisingly, Kao did just that, and that is how he ended up with this apple, which his left arm is holding on to, while his right arm is desperately trying to drop the knife it is holding to get a feel of the apple. Since Kao’s feet will suffer terribly if the knife drop, Kao’s right hand has so far resisted the urge to do such a thing. However, the urge is getting stronger and stronger.
Looking at the brownish interior of the apple(the apple is in fact rotten), Kao decided against all odds to eat it, which he did, incredibly slowly and gently, feeling an upsurge of activities in his brain(this is pure imagination. In fact, the only real thing be benefit from eating this apple will be stated in the next paragraph). He felt himself growing smarter and smarter. Suddenly, the Math question which he spent 5 hours on but was unable to solve yesterday seems so much easier, although he was still unable to solve it.
Some 3 hours later, he was sitting in the toilet suffering from an extreme case of food poisoning.
All characters, events, settings and objects in this story is entirely based in fiction, even if it seems related to any real life situations.
Long long ago, not far into the future (the setting is in fact unknown, so I can use any kind of tense I want.), in an extremely long era, where there is an extremely long line of people with long beard and long leg hair who live extremely long days under the sun, a little boy, who appears quite long if he is placed on a horizontal ground horizontally, who had the unfortunate fortune of being given the name “Kao” is currently peeling an apple.
Legend has it that the skin that came out of the apple he peeled was so long that it can easily be longer than the leg hair of the man who had the longest leg hair right here on Xingapore. Anyway, that isn’t the main focus of this paragraph. The purpose of this paragraph is to tell you that more paragraphs will soon follow.
Yes. This is another paragraph.
Yet another.
And another.
Ok. The narrator has decided to stop abusing his power as a narrator and present you with the rest of the legend.
Lets begin.
Kao finish peeling his apple, which he had recently acquired for 2 bucks from an unlicensed vendor selling fruits near a MRT station. The vendor had told him, while smoking on his cigarette that that particular apple has amazing qualities which is bound to make him clever. The vendor further added that he can infer from Kao’s look (the vendor happens to be skilled in the acts of Face-Fortune-Reading, an act that is past down from his ancestors, who later turn out to be a bunch of gorillas living in Congo Jungle, along with Tarzan, and his legendary girlfriend, Jane, whom he had sex with without obtaining a license(The Certificate of Marriage) for doing that and hence making him an outlaw in the land of Xingapore.)that Kao is an incredibly intelligent person who is so intelligent that he will buy the 2 bucks apple in order to make himself more intelligent. Unsurprisingly, Kao did just that, and that is how he ended up with this apple, which his left arm is holding on to, while his right arm is desperately trying to drop the knife it is holding to get a feel of the apple. Since Kao’s feet will suffer terribly if the knife drop, Kao’s right hand has so far resisted the urge to do such a thing. However, the urge is getting stronger and stronger.
Looking at the brownish interior of the apple(the apple is in fact rotten), Kao decided against all odds to eat it, which he did, incredibly slowly and gently, feeling an upsurge of activities in his brain(this is pure imagination. In fact, the only real thing be benefit from eating this apple will be stated in the next paragraph). He felt himself growing smarter and smarter. Suddenly, the Math question which he spent 5 hours on but was unable to solve yesterday seems so much easier, although he was still unable to solve it.
Some 3 hours later, he was sitting in the toilet suffering from an extreme case of food poisoning.
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