Saturday, October 01, 2005
The Lengend of the Apple
The Legend of the Apple (2): The Doctor
Yes, finally, your favourite legend is back.
Well, not exactly favourite, there was only one episode so far.
Never mind lets just get on with our story and stop putting so many paragraphs.
The story left off when Kao went of to his toilet, the one in the kitchen in fact, as his mum refused to let him use the one in the master bed room, because Kao’s fart has the ability to stink up the entire bed room, including the bed.
Kao flushed the toilet. He felt terribly empty inside. He had virtually emptied everything in his body. He feels so empty that he may float of into the sky is someone gives him a slight push. He felt so terribly empty that no even half an hour later; he was back in the toilet, emptying himself again. It seems that the law of conservation of matter which all college students were preached about in school during physics lessons had gone for an early lunch.
What follows is an immense explosion of matter in the little toilet bowl of his. There was a precarious moment when he taught the toilet bowl would break into two, because of the thrust provided by the mass and escape velocity of his shit that had provided him. However, the strong toilet bowl held, and he escaped the hell of having to swim around in this own shit.
He flushed his toilet bowl again, and escapes the toilet, only to be pulled back by the call of nature just ten minutes later.
In the following hours, he had entered and left the toilet so many times that due to erosion, one of the floor tiles in his toilet popped out. But that’s beside the point.
His mother recommends that Kao go and see the doctor, which Kao did exactly, being a boy who follows his mum’s instructions blindly.
Kao went to the clinic and sat there, looking at the doctor.
The doctor looked back.
Kao blinked once, and resume looking at the doctor.
The doctor glanced momentary at the spider crawling on Kao’s sleeve, and resume looking at Kao.
Kao scratched his groin area for a while, a looked back at the doctor.
The doctor, being a decent and normal person, couldn’t bear this anymore.
“Yes Kao? What is your problem? Why have you come to see me?”
Kao scratched his groin once more, and with a fast sweeping motion, sweep the spider off his sleeve. Then he spoke.
“I come to see you because my mummy wants me to see the doctor.”
“What why is it that your mummy wants you to see me?”
“My mummy says I have a stomachache and cannot stop shitting.”
“Putt…..” Kao’s stomach said.
The doctor nodded briefly.
“Kao, I’ll give you some medicine, which you will have to eat, so that you will recover and no longer need to come and see me anymore.”
Medicine.
Medicine.
Medicine.
The word rang in Kao’s head. Kao’s previous relationships with medicine had not been good, and the taught of consummating with this old time lover was simply too unpleasant,
“Doctor, you no need to give me medicine. I already got medicine. Thank you and bye bye!”
Kao ran out of the clinic, bought sometime from a nearby stall that he thinks will prevent him from going back to the clinic again and ate it. This is much better than the medicine that the doctor will give me, and this will do the job equally well, he taught.
He went home, and was so sick that he his legs went soft and he practically live and eat and sleep on the toilet bowl. His mother had no choice but to call in a doctor, who appeared promptly on their doorsteps 4 hours later.
Kao was taking a short nap on his toilet bowl and was awaken rudely by the doctor.
“It didn’t work! Why do I have to see a doctor again?” Kao screamed, so loudly that it destroyed the romantic mood that a couple had built up in their little bedroom and just as the male was going to take off the panties of the female. They decided to try doing it later that night. They never got to do it again. The male was arrested by the police for placing racist remarks on his blog just some 5 minutes later. However, it was fortunate that the police did not arrive to see them doing it on their bed.
The doctor replied, “Tell me what you ate today and what you did today.”
As the tale of intelligent Kao unfolded around the doctor, the doctor came to a shocking realization.
“An apple a day, keeps the doctor away.”
In order to escape the possible consummation with the medicine that the earlier doctor was going to give him, Kao went to the store which sold him the first rotten apple to buy a second rotten one, thinking that the apple will keep him from seeing anymore doctor.
2 apples = 2 doctors.
Yes, finally, your favourite legend is back.
Well, not exactly favourite, there was only one episode so far.
Never mind lets just get on with our story and stop putting so many paragraphs.
The story left off when Kao went of to his toilet, the one in the kitchen in fact, as his mum refused to let him use the one in the master bed room, because Kao’s fart has the ability to stink up the entire bed room, including the bed.
Kao flushed the toilet. He felt terribly empty inside. He had virtually emptied everything in his body. He feels so empty that he may float of into the sky is someone gives him a slight push. He felt so terribly empty that no even half an hour later; he was back in the toilet, emptying himself again. It seems that the law of conservation of matter which all college students were preached about in school during physics lessons had gone for an early lunch.
What follows is an immense explosion of matter in the little toilet bowl of his. There was a precarious moment when he taught the toilet bowl would break into two, because of the thrust provided by the mass and escape velocity of his shit that had provided him. However, the strong toilet bowl held, and he escaped the hell of having to swim around in this own shit.
He flushed his toilet bowl again, and escapes the toilet, only to be pulled back by the call of nature just ten minutes later.
In the following hours, he had entered and left the toilet so many times that due to erosion, one of the floor tiles in his toilet popped out. But that’s beside the point.
His mother recommends that Kao go and see the doctor, which Kao did exactly, being a boy who follows his mum’s instructions blindly.
Kao went to the clinic and sat there, looking at the doctor.
The doctor looked back.
Kao blinked once, and resume looking at the doctor.
The doctor glanced momentary at the spider crawling on Kao’s sleeve, and resume looking at Kao.
Kao scratched his groin area for a while, a looked back at the doctor.
The doctor, being a decent and normal person, couldn’t bear this anymore.
“Yes Kao? What is your problem? Why have you come to see me?”
Kao scratched his groin once more, and with a fast sweeping motion, sweep the spider off his sleeve. Then he spoke.
“I come to see you because my mummy wants me to see the doctor.”
“What why is it that your mummy wants you to see me?”
“My mummy says I have a stomachache and cannot stop shitting.”
“Putt…..” Kao’s stomach said.
The doctor nodded briefly.
“Kao, I’ll give you some medicine, which you will have to eat, so that you will recover and no longer need to come and see me anymore.”
Medicine.
Medicine.
Medicine.
The word rang in Kao’s head. Kao’s previous relationships with medicine had not been good, and the taught of consummating with this old time lover was simply too unpleasant,
“Doctor, you no need to give me medicine. I already got medicine. Thank you and bye bye!”
Kao ran out of the clinic, bought sometime from a nearby stall that he thinks will prevent him from going back to the clinic again and ate it. This is much better than the medicine that the doctor will give me, and this will do the job equally well, he taught.
He went home, and was so sick that he his legs went soft and he practically live and eat and sleep on the toilet bowl. His mother had no choice but to call in a doctor, who appeared promptly on their doorsteps 4 hours later.
Kao was taking a short nap on his toilet bowl and was awaken rudely by the doctor.
“It didn’t work! Why do I have to see a doctor again?” Kao screamed, so loudly that it destroyed the romantic mood that a couple had built up in their little bedroom and just as the male was going to take off the panties of the female. They decided to try doing it later that night. They never got to do it again. The male was arrested by the police for placing racist remarks on his blog just some 5 minutes later. However, it was fortunate that the police did not arrive to see them doing it on their bed.
The doctor replied, “Tell me what you ate today and what you did today.”
As the tale of intelligent Kao unfolded around the doctor, the doctor came to a shocking realization.
“An apple a day, keeps the doctor away.”
In order to escape the possible consummation with the medicine that the earlier doctor was going to give him, Kao went to the store which sold him the first rotten apple to buy a second rotten one, thinking that the apple will keep him from seeing anymore doctor.
2 apples = 2 doctors.
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