Wei Kiat's Blog

Wah lao eh… today was clearing my worksheet and dumping them into the rubbish chute.. everything has to go! FM, MC ,PHY ,CS! All the bloody hell worksheet that gave me so much hell this year will burn in hell! Enjoy the fiery of fire! Enjoy disintegrating into dust particles, dump on super large boats bound for some dumping sites and the water spraying all over you before you set off so as to prevent you from following into the ocean and continue causing trouble there.

Worksheets are nothing but trouble! So many beautiful and inspiring tree, strong matured trunks, house to a few million lives, cut down so that we can do our maths homework! This is just so human! Landslides, mudslides, whatever guai lan slides all happen and people all die. Global warming make the ice berg melt and some countries have to go for a swim. Why? WHY? WHY? All because the stupid teachers dump us a lot of homework. I think all teachers will go to hell man, or maybe stuck here in the mortal pane when they die, because their actions killed tones of life, but then ah, they also got help students develop ah..

Ya la.. all the stupid muggers, think they so clever lidat. Mug phy, mug bio mug chem! Mug and mug, tree cut and cut. Cut until no tree how? Mug liao everyone die mug also no use. Somemore they mug liao no use leh! Stupid mugger only noe how to memorise mah! Like the computer harddrive lidat! But of course la, they old fashion don’t noe what is harddrive. Why leh? You may ask. Aiyo.. you so stupid. Because textbook never teach mah? Chem where got harddrive? Maths where got harddrive? Bio where got harddrive? Only sex drive! The physic leh? Ya phy got screw driver! Also ah, they whole day know how to mug only mah, where got time to use the computer! Even got use computer is use to mug one… All the bones and fossils of long dead living things we all go and burn and use for what? To mug! Mug liao do what? Mug liao not creative brain gahmen have to find foreign talent. And then since u like to burn so much fossil fuel you find what job? Taxi driver of course! No wonder so many university graduate go drive taxi, then the taxi company anyhow also can open many many.

Actually, mug so much not bad one. So people mug liao can become smart one. But in order to mug liao become smart you have to be smart to mug first mah.. You see my school, ajc, also stupid lidat.. People all neigbourhood school only then they think they so smart can come jc then mug. Fuck off man! Go jc so easy la.. I play play play almost got expelled from my secondary school also leng leng can go jc! Wah! You guys really loser man! Those no brain muggers! Mug liao also don’t understand mug for what? Everyone lidat one leh. I ask them any question they say donno just mug. What mug? Mug ah mug! Mug liao can become container put coffee that mug at least not bad got purpose in life. Mug so much in the end donno do what. Score good good go university kana stuck donno what subject to take. Then in the end chose subject because the subject name sound nice, or because got more chio bu there can go and jio. This kind still better kind, at least mug liao can go university. The other kind all mug and mug liao kana stuck cos too old go poly throw face and cannot get into U. Then Singapore university don’t want you then act sei say you go oversea study. In the end go some no name university go there study hair cutting la! HAHAHA!

Wait la.. actually ah.. this kind still ok you know? Got worst kind meh? Worst and worst la! The parents brain got worm one leh. Young young that time say what want send the son to some oversea college to study because there study this crap one year here in Singapore study must 3 year! Ya ya! You got money then donate to charity let them scold you peanuts and buy golden tap lah! Send your good for nothing son who cannot survive in Singapore challenging educational system go other country. You think your son gifted ah? If gifted then gahmen auto give you good school liao. You no nid say here not good study so long go there study very short. Ya.. go there study short come back short of job. Who ask you go oversea no name school anyhow try to study things gifted people also learn 3 year you learn 1 year? Hahaha.. you come back got learn anything then tell me I treat you eat hor!

Aiya.. all this kind of people all I hate! All the no use no life people. Like their life only got one purpose is to mug then get the paper called certificate of muggishness and try to show off. I tell you crap k? You show me your certificate I laugh at you. Cos see the paper I noe you no life and the only purpose in your life is to cut down trees, pretend to be computer harddrive, eat and shit. Wah this kind of people more useless than even a mp3 player hor!

Still got some people ultimate leh! Everything also like to compare. Like become Singaporean then must live up to the kiasu name! I got girlfriend I tell him then he also immediately go and try to jio one. Got problem leh! Lucky the gal smart smart one, immediately turn him down say he joking only. That gal really very smart.

I think that actually now kiasu abit less liao but kia SUE a lot more leh! Anything also sue. On blog cannot say people bad things. Human for how many generations used to saying bad things about people behind people’s backside? High tech abit say on blog also kana sue! Then the stupid person who kana say bad thing also got problem. If you not so hopeless useless and hushandless how come people so on and brave go blog say you bad things? You must seriously reflect your own actions man, both of you!

And then next time I go ns ah, no nid come my blog hor! Becos ns is going to take up 2 years of my time and then I cannot talk about it on blog leh! Like ns not part of my life lidat. No such nosense la, they say, you want to blog about your life must get permission one! Just like little boys and girls in school go toilet must get permission from school lidat. So ok ah.. after my alevel I go ns no nid come here liao. Cos cannot blog. At most I blog a few poems to calm my tormented soul.

Now do everything also scare scare, donno when someone is going to sue your big backside. So I also cannot anyhow say leh.. I kia sue you know??

Ok la ok la.. say more then some stupid people out there can sue more.. so I say next time ok! Shsss! Don’t tell anyone ah… remember ah.. you come here read until here must have read the terms and conditions on the page leh: http://thecomputer.inoru.net

You never read or don’t agree don’t dash in here ok? If you read liao then read blog then come and sue me I sue you back ok!! Sue until your pants drop leh! Hehehe!