Friday, November 25, 2005
KAO KAO
Today damn shiok leh! The entire holiday i wake up the latest leh! Wah lao eh, wake up that time the sun super bright liao, normally i wake up is see moon one. like 5 am like that. today i wake up open my eyes my eyes kana blinded by the sun leh! Then i look at my clock. Wah! I shock tio! 9.30am liao! Normally i wake up very early one la. But nevermind i today happy happy sleep until very song. So wake up nevermind. Last night i got stupid cough damn jialet leh! I lie on my bed close my eyes tired tired want to sleep. Then everything start becoming blur blur i going dreamland that time you know what happen or not? Wah lao eh! Suddenly i AHHHHHHH CHOOOOOO Damn loud leh! I think so loud until my indian upstairs neigbour big ugly dog also beisong me. Bark and bark. Then i no nid sleep liao lor!
But like that is nevermind one. I quite happy because i sleep enough. And then kana shock tio again! Shock shock shock! Everything also shock. Today damn exciting man. I got an sms from my girlfriend. Then she say something damn shocking so i.....(i shall not be recording this part here)
Finally shock and angry over liao. Later 12pm she come my house, and then we watch Zathura. Wah lao. The show super cheapskate leh. Like last time the jumaji lidat. Last time is animal one. Now is space and alien one. So bo liao. Cheapskate idea use and use. The audiences not sian meh? Lidat very good to earn leh. Lidat next time i everyday blog the same, only change a few names, then also will have people come here read my blog everyday read won't sian ah? Wah lao super cheapskate show. Waste my money.
Lucky i watch at cathay. Cathay very smart, only import a few more popular movies, then sell ticket 50cents cheaper. The other cinemas stupid stupid one. Want more people watch their movies then go and increase their price. Like i ask come my blog must ask you pay money lidat. If people like me go open cinema i sure make big big money then can call my blog The Kiat Blog, like the rich rich Mr Trump lidat, he call his blog The Trump Blog. Super ego man! Even the president of US never call his house the "Bushy House" la.. Wah lao.. trump sebei ego. Cannot tahan. But then i find him quite interesting and smart also. The things he say on his blog quite interesting. Like say the power of focus. I think focus very important. If you cannot focus your eyes than you cannot see anything far far away. Must see things far far away or to do any successful thing sure must focus. Don't focus cannot see. Like the camera lidat.
Then my friend sebei cool. He got this website http://hanworks.blogspot.com. Go there can read technology stuffs. Damn high tech leh. He everytime on his research blog tell me things i never know about. So i gain alot of knowlegde. This kind of knowledge i think more useful than school teach you what is cosine and what is tangent.
Today i also stupid. Ran into programmer's block. This name i invent one. Got people writers block, when their brain cannot think of any idea. How come i cannot programmer's block. Aiya. donno la.. i cannot think of anything to add to notepad.net currently. But i think block here block there once in a while is ok one. Not like some people everyday also block. People with no ideas on their own. Stupid mugging people.
Today i also got talk to my last time friend. This time enemy. He very mug one. Not even like harddrive. Like flash drive lidat. Anyway today i talk to him, then anyhow talk cock to him then his response very funny. HAHAHA! I laugh until almost choke on my fruit juice. You want to see or not? Don't eat or drink anything now hor. I must learn be like gahmen. You eat or drink now i fine yo 500bucks ok? Hahaha.. lidat u will listen to me. Singapore people money more important than anything.
i am stupid:
how's your gf?
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
still mine lor
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
near 8 nths liao lor
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
*9
i am stupid:
huh
i am stupid:
you count months one ah
i am stupid:
(shake head)
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
slowly wait lor
i am stupid:
anyway
i am stupid:
mine is
i am stupid:
sure my future wife
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
u got gf liao?
i am stupid:
she's my wife
hahaha. he very liar one leh.. you know that girl ah, is not even his girlfriend la. You see for yourself.
i am stupid:
she's doesnt acknowledge me as her bf
i am stupid:
but we have gone pass the spiritual stage
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
chey
i am stupid:
will think of each other now and then
You see? what is this? tok cock man! People not your girlfriend mah. Then you say she is your wife? HAHAHA!
Then he also very stupid one leh!
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
btw i making money from my site leh
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
u want take a lk?
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
hey i go make tea.. brb
i am stupid:
huh who in the right mind would give you money?
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
google lor
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
i make around 70++ US bucks liao
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
when reach 100 they send me check
hahaha! Actually I google until now only made around 4 bucks. He so easy believe leh.. Then after that ah.. he want to try to make friends in “high” place liao. This kind of people no backbone one leh!
i am stupid:
wah
i am stupid:
maybe next time you become big boss
i am stupid:
can employ me
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
cannot
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
employ u play tennis ah
i am stupid:
i go teach your stuff to play tennis
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
...
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
no la
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
my graphic designer don't like sport one
i am stupid:
i am stupid:
then you can employ me to do sales
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
my gf gg smu study accounting
Haha.. I’ll never hire people lidat la.. hahaha.. Want to suck up to me izzit? I big boss? If I boss then company sure fall. All as slack and lazy as me one. Hahaha!
And then ah. He tell me this: “I aiming to go NUS.” Then I thought wah.. he not bad ah.. mug mug also got plan future. Not bad not bad. Then he say, “donno study wat leh” ah hahaha! Expected liao la! You hear before or not. Got people want to go a certain place then donno go there do what. I think next time he talk to me he will say he want to go to the toilet, but donno want to do what in the toilet. Hahaha! People got lidat stupid one meh.. want go somewhere donno go there do what?? Ultimate leh!
Ok la. My girlfriend say I sick, then cannot too late sleep. So I think I now go sleep. Sleep liao if cough again then I sure whack myself one. Stupid cough. Hahaha.. tonite sleep laugh at kao jun sure sleep happy and fast one. Hahaha!
But like that is nevermind one. I quite happy because i sleep enough. And then kana shock tio again! Shock shock shock! Everything also shock. Today damn exciting man. I got an sms from my girlfriend. Then she say something damn shocking so i.....(i shall not be recording this part here)
Finally shock and angry over liao. Later 12pm she come my house, and then we watch Zathura. Wah lao. The show super cheapskate leh. Like last time the jumaji lidat. Last time is animal one. Now is space and alien one. So bo liao. Cheapskate idea use and use. The audiences not sian meh? Lidat very good to earn leh. Lidat next time i everyday blog the same, only change a few names, then also will have people come here read my blog everyday read won't sian ah? Wah lao super cheapskate show. Waste my money.
Lucky i watch at cathay. Cathay very smart, only import a few more popular movies, then sell ticket 50cents cheaper. The other cinemas stupid stupid one. Want more people watch their movies then go and increase their price. Like i ask come my blog must ask you pay money lidat. If people like me go open cinema i sure make big big money then can call my blog The Kiat Blog, like the rich rich Mr Trump lidat, he call his blog The Trump Blog. Super ego man! Even the president of US never call his house the "Bushy House" la.. Wah lao.. trump sebei ego. Cannot tahan. But then i find him quite interesting and smart also. The things he say on his blog quite interesting. Like say the power of focus. I think focus very important. If you cannot focus your eyes than you cannot see anything far far away. Must see things far far away or to do any successful thing sure must focus. Don't focus cannot see. Like the camera lidat.
Then my friend sebei cool. He got this website http://hanworks.blogspot.com. Go there can read technology stuffs. Damn high tech leh. He everytime on his research blog tell me things i never know about. So i gain alot of knowlegde. This kind of knowledge i think more useful than school teach you what is cosine and what is tangent.
Today i also stupid. Ran into programmer's block. This name i invent one. Got people writers block, when their brain cannot think of any idea. How come i cannot programmer's block. Aiya. donno la.. i cannot think of anything to add to notepad.net currently. But i think block here block there once in a while is ok one. Not like some people everyday also block. People with no ideas on their own. Stupid mugging people.
Today i also got talk to my last time friend. This time enemy. He very mug one. Not even like harddrive. Like flash drive lidat. Anyway today i talk to him, then anyhow talk cock to him then his response very funny. HAHAHA! I laugh until almost choke on my fruit juice. You want to see or not? Don't eat or drink anything now hor. I must learn be like gahmen. You eat or drink now i fine yo 500bucks ok? Hahaha.. lidat u will listen to me. Singapore people money more important than anything.
i am stupid:
how's your gf?
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
still mine lor
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
near 8 nths liao lor
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
*9
i am stupid:
huh
i am stupid:
you count months one ah
i am stupid:
(shake head)
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
slowly wait lor
i am stupid:
anyway
i am stupid:
mine is
i am stupid:
sure my future wife
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
u got gf liao?
i am stupid:
she's my wife
hahaha. he very liar one leh.. you know that girl ah, is not even his girlfriend la. You see for yourself.
i am stupid:
she's doesnt acknowledge me as her bf
i am stupid:
but we have gone pass the spiritual stage
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
chey
i am stupid:
will think of each other now and then
You see? what is this? tok cock man! People not your girlfriend mah. Then you say she is your wife? HAHAHA!
Then he also very stupid one leh!
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
btw i making money from my site leh
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
u want take a lk?
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
hey i go make tea.. brb
i am stupid:
huh who in the right mind would give you money?
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
google lor
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
i make around 70++ US bucks liao
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
when reach 100 they send me check
hahaha! Actually I google until now only made around 4 bucks. He so easy believe leh.. Then after that ah.. he want to try to make friends in “high” place liao. This kind of people no backbone one leh!
i am stupid:
wah
i am stupid:
maybe next time you become big boss
i am stupid:
can employ me
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
cannot
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
employ u play tennis ah
i am stupid:
i go teach your stuff to play tennis
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
...
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
no la
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
my graphic designer don't like sport one
i am stupid:
i am stupid:
then you can employ me to do sales
http://thecomputer.inoru.net says:
my gf gg smu study accounting
Haha.. I’ll never hire people lidat la.. hahaha.. Want to suck up to me izzit? I big boss? If I boss then company sure fall. All as slack and lazy as me one. Hahaha!
And then ah. He tell me this: “I aiming to go NUS.” Then I thought wah.. he not bad ah.. mug mug also got plan future. Not bad not bad. Then he say, “donno study wat leh” ah hahaha! Expected liao la! You hear before or not. Got people want to go a certain place then donno go there do what. I think next time he talk to me he will say he want to go to the toilet, but donno want to do what in the toilet. Hahaha! People got lidat stupid one meh.. want go somewhere donno go there do what?? Ultimate leh!
Ok la. My girlfriend say I sick, then cannot too late sleep. So I think I now go sleep. Sleep liao if cough again then I sure whack myself one. Stupid cough. Hahaha.. tonite sleep laugh at kao jun sure sleep happy and fast one. Hahaha!
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